Toy Story Quotes (1995)

Toy Story Quotes (1995)

Woody: Hey, Buzz! You're flying!

Buzz: This isn't flying, this is falling with style!

[repeated line]

Buzz: To infinity, and beyond!

Buzz: Years of Academy training wasted.

Alien #1: A stranger.

Alien #2: From the outside.

Aliens: Oooooooooooooooh.

Woody: [thinks Buzz has gone crazy] Let's get you out of here Buzz...

Buzz: Don't you get it?

[points to a doll's hat on his head]

Buzz: You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt!

[laughs hysterically]

Woody: Snap out of it, Buzz!

[opens Buzz's helmet, slaps Buzz across the face with his detached arm, then closes the helmet]

Buzz: [calmly] I-I-I... you're right. I'm sorry, I am just a little depressed, that's all. I can get through this.

[breaks down again]

Buzz: Oh, I'm a sham!

Mr. Potato Head: Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody?

Woody: It's not a laser! It's a...

[sighs in frustration]

Woody: It's a little light bulb that blinks.

Hamm: What's with him?

Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

Buzz: [lands on the bed after his lucky acrobatic maneuver] Can!

Rex: [the toys applaud and whistle] Whoooa! Oh wow, you flew magnificently!

Bo Peep: I've found my moving buddy!

Buzz: [proudly] Thank... th-thank you all, thank you!

Woody: That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!

Buzz: [in Sid's backpack, approaching his home] Sheriff, I can see your indwelling from here. You're almost home.

Alien: Nirvana is coming, the mystic portal awaits.

Woody: Will you be quiet? You guys don't get it, do you? Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out!

Woody: Hey, who's got my hat?

Mr. Shark: Look, I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!

Woody: Ha-ha, ha-ha...

[snatches his hat away]

Woody: Gimme that!

Alien: [after being selected by The Claw] I have been chosen! Farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place.

Sid Phillips: [talking in his sleep] I wanna ride the pony...

[Preparing for the toy mutiny]

Woody: Wind the frog!

Buzz: What's going on?

Woody: Nothing that concerns you space man, just us toys.

Buzz: I'd better have a look anyway.

[he looks through Lenny the binoculars]

Buzz: Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?

Woody: [moves Lenny] That's why. Sid.

Buzz: [seeing a dog] Sure is a hairy fella...

Woody: [re-moving the binoculars] No, no, that's Scud, you idiot. That is Sid.

Buzz: [Sid is laughing maniacally] You mean that happy child?

Mr. Potato Head: That ain't no happy child!

Rex: He tortures toys - just for fun!

Mr. Potato Head: That's Mister Potato Head to you, you back stabbing murderer!

Mr. Potato Head: That's Mister Potato Head to you, you back stabbing murderer!

Rex: Mr. Lightyear, now I'm curious... what does a space ranger actually do?

Woody: He's not a space ran-ger! He doesn't fight evil or, or... shoot lasers or fly.

Buzz: Excuse me.

Buzz: [Buzz deploys his wings; all exclaim in excitement]

Hamm: Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.

Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.

Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly.

Woody: No, you can't.

Buzz: [scoffs] Yes, I can.

Woody: Can't.

Buzz: Can.

Woody: Can't, can't, ca-an't!

Buzz: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!

Woody: Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.

Buzz: All right then, I will.

Woody: Hey! Who moved my doodle pad way over here?

Rex: [jumps in front of Woody] ROAR!

Woody: Hey, how ya doin', Rex.

Rex: [stops roaring] Were you scared? Tell me honestly.

Woody: I was close to being scared that time.

Rex: I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it! I'm think I'm just coming off as annoying.

Buzz: Terrain seems a bit unstable. No readout yet if the air is breathable. And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

Woody: [sneaks up on Buzz] Hello!

[Buzz yells. Woody screams. Buzz fires his "laser" at Woody]

Woody: Hey hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to. Sorry. Howdy. My name... is Woody... and this... is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say. And also, there has been a bit of a mix-up. This is my spot, see... the bed here.

Buzz: [sees Woody's "Sheriff" star badge] Local law enforcement! It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.

Woody: Yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the bed here is my spot.

Buzz: I need to repair my turbo boosters. Are you still using fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?

Woody: Well, let's see, we got double-A's.

Buzz: How dare you open a space man's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets!

[closes his helmet]

Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace.

Rex: [shaking Buzz's hand] Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!

Buzz: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?

All Aliens: [pointing up] The claw!

Alien #1: The claw is our master.

Alien #2: The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.

Woody: This is ludicrous.

Slinky Dog: It's Sid!

Rex: I thought he was at summer camp!

Hamm: They must've kicked him out early this year.

Woody: AAAAAH! This is the part where we blow up!

Buzz: Not today.

Woody: You actually think you're the Buzz Lightyear? Hey, look, everybody! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!

Buzz: You're mocking me, aren't you?

Woody: Oh no, no no no, no. - Buzz look, an alien!

Buzz: Where?

Woody: [slaps knee and laughs hoarsely]

Slinky Dog: I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted you for a second.

Announcer on Intercom at Pizza Planet: [At Pizza Planet] Before your space journey, re-energize yourself with a slice of pepperoni, now boarding at counter three.

[last lines]

Woody: Buzz? Buzz Lightyear? You're not worried, are you?

Buzz: Me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you?

[camera pans out]

Woody: Now Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?

Andy: [from downstairs] Oh, oh, what is it? What is it? Wow, a puppy!

[camera zooms back in]

Woody, Buzz: Heh, heh!

[Andy and his mom stop at the gas station]

Andy: Can I help you fill up?

Andy's Mom: Sure, I'll even let you drive.

Andy: Really?

Andy's Mom: Yeah, when you're 16.

Andy: Yup, yup. Very funny, Mom.

Sid Phillips: Hannah! Hey, Hannah!

Hannah: What?

Sid Phillips: Did I get my package in the mail?

Hannah: [shrugs] I don't know.

Sid Phillips: [demanding] What do you mean, you don't know?

Hannah: I DON'T KNOW.

Woody: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.

Buzz: Toy?

Woody: T-O-Y, Toy!

Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger".

Woody: The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.

Sergeant: [about the second present Andy opens ] It's... it's bedsheets!

Mr. Potato Head: Who invited that kid?

[Woody finds Buzz dressed up as "Mrs. Nesbitt" and in the company of two headless dolls]

Woody: What happened to you?

Buzz: One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister.

[chuckles nervously]

Woody: [through his voice box] Reach for the sky!

Sid Phillips: Huh?

Woody: This town ain't big enough for the two of us!

Sid Phillips: What?

Woody: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!

Sid Phillips: It's busted.

Woody: Who are you calling busted, Buster?

Sid Phillips: Huh?

Woody: That's right! I'm talking to you, Sid Philips! We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed, or torn apart.

Sid Phillips: [hyperventilating] W-we?

Woody: That's right, your toys!

[Toys get up and surround the terrified Sid]

Woody: From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid!

Woody: [while turning head around slowly] We toys can see EVERYTHING!

Woody: [speaking and moving] So play nice!

[Sid screams and runs inside]

Woody: Buzz, will you get up here and gimme a hand?

[Buzz throws his broken-off arm to Woody]

Woody: Ha-ha, ha-ha. That's real funny. This is serious!

[first lines]

Andy: [playing with and mimicking the voices of his toys; holding Mr. Potato Head] All right, everyone! This... is a stick-up. Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!

[empties Hamm the piggy bank and coins fall out]

Andy: Ooh, hoo hoo! Money, money, money! [has Potato Head "kiss" the money; as Bo Peep]

Andy: Stop it! Stop it, you mean old potato!

[as Potato Head]

Andy: Quiet, Bo Peep! Or your sheep get run over!

[as the sheep, on a toy car track]

Andy: Help! Baaa! Help us!

[as Bo Peep]

Andy: Oh no! Not my sheep! Somebody do something!

[brings Woody into view on his bed. In front of the other toys, he pulls Woody's string]

Woody: [voice box] Reach for the sky!

Andy: [as Mr. Potato Head] Oh no! Sheriff Woody!

[as Woody]

Andy: I'm here to stop you, One-eyed Bart!

[pops off Mr. Potato Head's right eye; as Mr. Potato Head]

Andy: D'oh! How'd you know it was me?

[as Woody]

Andy: Are you gonna come quietly?

[as Mr. Potato Head]

Andy: Ya can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my Attack Dog,

[Andy places down Slinky Dog]

Andy: with a built-in force field!

[as Woody]

Andy: Well, I brought my dinosaur!

[brings out Rex]

Andy: Who eats force field dogs!

[making sound effects first as Rex then as Slinky whom he drags away]

Andy: Arr rawr rawr! Yipe, yipe-yipe-yipe!

[as Woody]

Andy: You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots.

[Andy places Mr. Potato Head in Molly's crib; she laughs and picks up Mr. Potato Head, and drools on him. His ear and arm fall near Woody]

Andy: You saved the day again, Woody!

[pulls Woody's string]

Woody: [voice box] You're my favorite deputy!

Buzz: [Woody, scared, walks backwards and he gets startled by Buzz. Buzz keeps talking to his "mission log"] And according to my navi-computer, the...

Woody: [whispers] SHUT UP! Just shut up, you idiot!

Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.

Woody: This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to their new house in two days, and it's all your fault!

Buzz: My... My fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...

Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, if you hadn't shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...

Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!

Woody: What? What are you talkin' about?

Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!

Woody: [pauses] YOU ARE A TOY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an action figure!

[holds hand up to eyes indicating something small]

Woody: You are a child's play thing!

Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

[waves in military fashion]

Buzz: Farewell.

[starts to walk away]

Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!


Woody: Rendezvous with Star Command.

Sid Phillips: [Reading warning on rocket] "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." Cool! What am I gonna blow?

Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!

[Mr. Potato Head rearranges his facial features crazily]

Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso!

Hamm: I don't get it.

Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?

Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.

Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.

[Mr. Potato Head watches hopefully as Andy open birthday presents]

Mr. Potato Head: Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head... hey, I can dream, can't I?

Mr. Potato Head: Did you all take stupid pills this morning? Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?

Woody: Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... Rockets explode!

Woody: Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting, was I think, a big success. We'd like to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you Mr. Spell.

Mr. Spell: [mechanically] You're. Welcome.

Hamm: Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.

Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

Woody: Oh. Well, that's good.

Buzz: But we're not on my planet, are we?

Woody: No. Daaaah-oof!

Buzz: [he attacks Woody]

Woody: Okay, come on. You want a piece of me?

Buzz: [gets knocked down by Woody, he closes his helmet on Woody's hand]

Woody: Ow!

Woody: What chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?

Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.

Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

Sergeant: Molly's first present is... Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!

Hamm: Way to go, Ida-ho!

Mr. Potato Head: Gee, I'd better shave!

[pulls off his mustache]

Woody: I think you've had enough tea for today, let's get you outta here, Buzz.

Woody: Buzz, you've got wings! You glow in the dark! You talk! Your helmet does that, that... whoosh thing! You are a cool toy!

[loses steam]

Woody: As a matter of fact, you're too cool.

Mr. Potato Head: Son of a building block! It's Woody!

Woody: Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red. You know what to do.

Sergeant: Yes, sir!

[jumps down]

Sergeant: All right, men, you heard him! Code Red, repeat: we're at Code Red! Recon plan Charlie: Execute! Let's move, move, move, move, move!

Woody: [trying to get Buzz into Molly's stroller] It's a special spaceship, I just saw it.

Buzz: You mean it has hyperdrive?

Woody: Hyperactive hyperdrive, and astro... uh... turf.

Sid Phillips: No-one has ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.

Woody: Listen, lightsnack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.

Buzz: What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip?

[slides under his ship with a skateboard]

Woody: [pulls him back out] And another thing, stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves.

Buzz: Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command?

Woody: Oh-ho! O-okay, ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?

Buzz: [gets out from under his ship] Don't even think about it, cowboy.

Woody: Oh yeah, tough guy?

Woody: [pushes Buzz. Buzz's helmet opens. Buzz chokes gags]

Rex: Great! Now I have guilt!

Woody: Pull my string! The birthday party's today? Okay everybody, the coast is clear!

Mr. Potato Head: Ages three and up! It's on my box! Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!

Woody: Hey, Etch... Draw!

[Etch draws a picture of a gun]

Woody: D'oh! Got me again! Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the west.

Mr. Potato Head: How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?

Rex: Everyone else was picked.

Woody: Now, guys, it was an accident. C'mon, you-you've gotta believe me.

Slinky Dog: We believe you, Woody. Right, Rex?

Rex: Well, I mean, uh, I don't like confrontations!

Bo Peep: What would you say if I get someone else to watch the sheep for me tonight?

Woody: [blushing and giggling] Oh-ho yeah. Thought so.

Buzz: Do you know these life forms?

Woody: Yes, they're Andy's toys.

[watching guests arrive for Andy's party]

Rex: Any dinosaur-shaped ones?

Hamm: Oh, for crying out loud, they're all in boxes, you idiot.

Rex: They're getting bigger...

Slinky Dog: Wait, there's a nice little one over there.

[boy turns around, revealing the full length of the box he's carrying]

Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: AH!

Woody: Has everybody picked a moving buddy?

Hamm: Moving buddy? You can't be serious!

Rex: I didn't know we were supposed to have one already!

Mr. Potato Head: [holding his left arm in his right hand] Do we have to hold hands?

[All laugh]

Buzz: [marveling at the interior of Pizza Planet] What a spaceport! [Woody punches him in the shoulder]

Buzz: Good work, Woody.

Buzz: [about Sid] I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school!

Slinky Dog: Gaddily bob-howdy!

Woody: Oh, shut up.

Sergeant: [he can't see what Andy is holding up] It's a...

Rex: It's a what? What is it?

[Rex shakes the table, inadvertently knocking off the TalkBoy and causing the batteries to fall out]

Rex: Oh, no!

Mr. Potato Head: Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!

Hamm: Way to go, Rex!

[moves forward]

Woody: [as the toys struggle to put the batteries back in the TalkBoy] No, no, turn 'em around! Turn 'em around!

Hamm: He's putting them in backward!

[to Mr. Potato Head]

Hamm: Hey, you're putting 'em in backwards!


[jumps down]

Sergeant: [downstairs, into the Baby Monitor] Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!

[Woody puts the batteries back in properly and picks the Talkboy up]

Sergeant: ...juvenile intrusion, repeat! Assume your positions now!

Woody: ANDY'S COMING! Everybody back to your places! Hurry!

[mayhem breaks out]

Mr. Potato Head: [in a panic] Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?

Woody: Buzz! Go away, you disgusting freaks!

Mutant Toys: [one of them grab Buzz's arm from Woody]

Woody: All back! Back, you cannibals!

[the mutant toys sent him flying to the wall, he wakes up and attacks the mutant toys]

Woody: He's still alive and you're not getting him, you monsters.

Mutant Toys: [they fix Buzz and his arm is attached]

Woody: Hey, they fixed you? But... but they're cannibals, we saw them eat other toys. Uh, sorry. We thought you're gonna... you know... eat my friend.

Mutant Toys: [they were scared away]

Woody: No, no, no, no, wait. What's wrong?

Sid's Mom: Sid?

Sid Phillips: Not right now, Mom. I'm busy!

Woody: Sid! Buzz, get up! Use our legs! Fine, let Sid trash but don't blame me!

Sid Phillips: [torturing Woody with a magnifying glass] Where are your rebel friends now?

Sid's Mom: [offscreen, downstairs] Sid! Your Pop-Tarts are ready!

Sid Phillips: [running off] All right!

Woody: [mocking Buzz as they split-up] "Rendezvous with Star Command."

[sees a delivery truck with a "Pizza Planet" logo on it]

Woody: Pizza Planet?


Woody: Andy! Oh, no! I can't show my face in that room without Buzz.

[yelling to Buzz]

Woody: Buzz! Buzz, come back!

Buzz: [walking out from under the truck, annoyed] Go away!

Woody: No! Buzz, you gotta come back! I...

[Woody looks at the Pizza Planet delivery truck, and notices a miniature spaceship on the top]

Woody: [calling] I found a spaceship!

[Buzz stops and looks at the delivery truck]

Woody: [calling] It's a spaceship, Buzz!

Buzz: [as the driver asks for directions] Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its point of origin once it jettisons its food supply?

Woody: [nodding his head] Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll find a way to transport you home.

Buzz: Well, then, let's climb aboard.

[Buzz runs towards the truck]

Woody: No, no, no, wait, Buzz! Buzz! Let's get in the back. No one will see us there.

Buzz: Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit.

[Buzz climbs through the open window and jumps into the seat]

Woody: [whispering] Yeah, bu... Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

[the Pizza Planet truck's engine starts, Woody climbs into the back, and sees Buzz attaching a seat belt]

Woody: It's safer safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot.

[the Pizza Planet truck moves forwards sharply, Woody is tossed and thrown by the extreme motion of the truck as it speeds down the road and up a hill. Items start in the back of the truck start to tumble towards Woody, one of them being a heavy tool box]

Woody: [asking a Magic 8 ball] Will Andy pick me?

[Shakes the ball and flips to see the answer:]

Woody: 'Don't count on it'? Aw! Argh!

[throws the ball down, then it falls down a crack between the table and the wall]

Mr. Potato Head: [while playing Battleship] Ah, ha. B-3.

Hamm: Miss. G-6.

Mr. Potato Head: Aw, you sunk it!

[Hamm chuckles]

Mr. Potato Head: Are you peeking?

Hamm: Hey, quit your whining and pay up.

[Mr. Potato Head pulls off one of his ears]

Hamm: No, no, not the ear. Gimme the nose.

Mr. Potato Head: [pulls off his nose] How 'bout 3 out of 5?

Lenny the Binoculars: [Sid lights the rocket on Combat Carl] He's lighting it! He's lighting it!

Lenny the Binoculars: [toys start to duck] Hit the dirt!


Lenny the Binoculars: [Lenny spots RC Car rocketing toward the open moving van] Hey, look! It's Woody and Buzz, comin' up fast!

Slinky Dog: [while the toys try to extend a chain of toy monkeys to Buzz, who's fallen in the bushes, but catches up to Andy, his mom, and Woody, who are driving to Pizza Planet] It's too short. We need more monkeys!

Rex: There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel!

[tosses to barrel aside, then calls down]

Rex: Buzz, the monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan, so stay calm!


Rex: Where could he be?

Woody: Hey uh, Slinky?

Slinky Dog: [with a checker board] Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.

Woody: No, Slink...

Slinky Dog: All right, you can be red if you want.

Woody: Not now, Slink. I've got some bad news.

Slinky Dog: [shouts] Bad news?

Woody: Shhh!

[all the toys freeze]

Woody: Gather everyone for a staff meeting and be happy. Slinky Dog: Got it.

[walks away slowly with his head down]

Woody: Be happy!

Slinky Dog: [laughs hysterically]

Woody: Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck!

Buzz: We're not aiming for the truck!

Woody: [while everyone else is scared by the long, thin present one of Andy's guests is bringing] All right, all right! If I send out the troops, will you all come down?

Rex: [yells] Yes, yes, we promise!

Woody: O-KAY! Save your batteries.

Minesweeper soldier: [after Andy's mom has stepped on one of the soldiers, they get up and make their way to a plant, but the stepped-on one struggles and is crippled] Just... just go on without me!

Sergeant: [goes over to him and helps him up] A good soldier never leaves a man behind!

Hannah: [after Buzz falls to the floor while trying to fly out the window; his arm has fallen as a result] Mom! Mom, have you seen my Sally doll?

Sid's Mom: [as Hannah picks up Buzz and his arm] What, dear? What was that?

Hannah: Never mind.

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