Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas Quotes (1999)


Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas Quotes (1999)


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Max Goof: Low bridge!

Goofy: Really? Where?


Woman: Don't you have anything bigger? I've got a big empty spot up here! [a giant ornament rolls in]

Woman: Oh! I'll take it!


Goofy: We should slow down before we break the sound barrier!

Max Goof: What?

Goofy: We're heading straight for the mall!


Goofy: [Writing a letter to Santa] Hmm. Let's see now. Oh! How about one of them snazzy electrical recliners?

Max Goof: Y-Yeah, Dad. Whatever.

Goofy: Oh. Don't want to turn into some highfalutin fancy-pants.


Minnie Mouse: Aw, Mickey! When you play your harmonica, my heart sings!


Goofy: Of course there's a Santy. Otherwise, we'd have a lot of jobless elves running around.


Goofy: A broken clock's right two times a day, and this time, I know I'm right!


Man: You and that harmonica sure make a great team.

Mickey Mouse: Yup. She's worth her weight in gold, all right!


Pete: [has a lit cigar in his back pocket lighting his butt on fire] Hmm. Somebody's burning their ham.


[two kids are looking at a 10-foot pine tree]

Poor Boy: Wow.

Girl: It's bigger than our house.


Max Goof: Do you actually know Santa Claus?

Poor Boy: He's got a big white beard.


Goofy: [to Max thinking he's Santa Claus] You sure do look a lot shorter than you do in your pictures... and slimmer too.

Max Goof: [imitating Santa] Oh, you know. Camera adds 50 pounds.


Goofy: Why, looky here. It's your ol' stuffed bear. 'Member what you named him?

Max Goof: Old Stuffed Bear.


Huey: Looks like the end of the line!

Louie: Until tomorrow. When it happens all over again.

Huey: Y-You're right. Y-Yesterday's today, and today is tomorrow, and it's gonna be the same thing, [snaps]

Huey: day in and day out, and day in and day out...

Dewey: Hey! What's wrong?

Louie: Get a grip!

Huey: I'm sorry, fellas.

Louie: That's okay. We know how you feel.

Dewey: If I see the same toys again, I'll go out of my mind!

Louie: Yeah, and I eat any more turkey, I'm gonna need new clothes!


Dewey: [after he and his brothers get kissed by Aunt Gertie] Should've seen that one coming!


Huey: What a great day.

Louie: We should do it more often.

Dewey: Yeah. Once a week should be enough.

Huey: It'll be another 365 days until we get more Christmas.


Chip: All aboard! Next stop, Waterville!


Dewey: [the boys are pushing Donald's Dream Boat up a hill] The day after Christmas!

Donald Duck: Aw, I understand, boys. You wish it could be Christmas every day.

Huey, Dewey & Louie: [Sending Donald off] No-o!



Goofy: [gets electrocuted by the Christmas tree's lights] That'll put the Spirit of Christmas in ya!


Father: Wow, Mr. Goofy! That was incredible!

Girl: It's magic!

Goofy: Gawrsh! Christmas magic, I guess.


Goofy: [with his head inside a turkey] Mmm, chestnuts.


Goofy: [covered with baking powder] It looks like we're going to have a white Christmas after all!


Max Goof: Did you know that there are over two billion children in the world?

Goofy: Hmm. No wonder I keep trippin' over roller skates.

Max Goof: That means Santa would have to make, like, 800 visits a second, not including bathroom breaks.

Goofy: Well, I guess ol' Santy's been at it so long, he figured out all the shortcuts.


Minnie Mouse: Say, uh, Mickey, why don't you play some music?

Mickey Mouse: I-Isn't it about time we were opening our presents? And, uh, speaking of time - What time is it?

Minnie Mouse: Well, I, um - I think it's time for you to open your gift. [they both open their presents]

Mickey Mouse: Oh! A case... for my harmonica.

Minnie Mouse: Oh, my! A chain for my... watch. Oh, Mickey, it's beautiful. But I traded my watch to get you that case.

Mickey Mouse: And I traded my harmonica to get a chain for your watch.

Minnie Mouse: Oh, Mickey! I can't believe you gave up what means the most to you for me.

Mickey Mouse: Oh, Minnie. You're all the music I'll ever need.



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