Baymax: We jumped out of a wiiiiiiindooooow.

Baymax: Haaaairy baby!

Baymax: Tadashi is here.

Fred: If I could have any superpower right now, it would be to be able to go through that phone and give you a big hug.

Hiro: Yeah! First bump!

Baymax: Fist bump is not in my database.

Hiro: This isn't a fighting thing. It' what people do sometimes when they are excited or pumped up.

[Hiro shows Baymax how to fist bump, ending with "Pow!" noise]

Baymax: [Waving fingers in air] Bah-a-la-la-la!

Baymax: On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?

Baymax: [upon fist-bumping] : Balalalala.

Baymax: It is okay to cry. Crying is a natural response to pain.

Wasabi: I spill wasabi on my shirt one time...!

Baymax: [to Hiro, who's stuck and buried under a pile of action figures] On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Hiro: [irritated] Zero.

Baymax: It is alright to cry.

Hiro: No! No, no, no, no, no!

Baymax: [picks up Hiro and holds him like a baby] Crying is a natural response to pain.

Hiro: [jumps out of Baymax's arms] I'm not crying.

Baymax: I will scan you for injuries.

Hiro: [firmly] DON'T scan me.

Baymax: Scan complete.

Hiro: Unbelievable.

Baymax: You have sustained no injuries. However, your hormone and neurotransmitter levels indicate that you are experiencing mood swings, common in adolescence. Diagnosis: puberty.

Hiro: [surprised] Whoa, what?

Baymax: Flying makes me a better care provider.

Fred: Super jump! Gravity crush!

[Is blocked by the microbots]

Fred: Falling hard!

Hiro: I don't wanna lose you too.

GoGo: There are no red lights during car chases!

Hiro: [meeting Tadashi's friends] Honey Lemon? GoGo? Wasabi?

Wasabi: [frustrated] I spilled wasabi on my shirt ONE TIME!

Tadashi: Fred comes up with the nicknames.

Hiro: Uh, who's Fred?

Fred: [appears behind Hiro in his mascot costume] This guy! Right here!

[Hiro yelps and jumps back in alarm]

Fred: Uh-uh! Don't be alarmed.

[opens up the costume's mouth to reveal his face]

Fred: It's just a suit. This is not my real face and body.

[shakes Hiro's hand]

Fred: The name's Fred. School mascot by day. But by night...

[does several impressive moves with the sign he's carrying]

Fred: I am also the school mascot.

Hiro: So what's your major?

Fred: No, no, no. I'm not a student. But I am a major science enthusiast. [sits down and picks up a comic book with a shapeshifter on the cover]

Fred: I've been churning at Honey to develop a formula that can turn me into a fire-breathing lizard at will. But she says that's not science.

Honey Lemon: It's-it's really not.

Fred: Yeah. And I guess the shrink ray I asked Wasabi for isn't science either, is it?

Wasabi: Nope.

Fred: Well then, what about invisible sandwich? Imagine eating a sandwich but everyone just thinks you're crazy.

Wasabi: Just stop.

GoGo: My brain hates my eyes for seeing that.

Baymax: [approaches Hiro after activating in his bedroom] Hello. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.

Hiro: [surprised] Uh, Bay... Bay-Baymax, I didn't know you were still... active.

Baymax: I heard a sound of distress. What seems to be the trouble?

Hiro: Oh, I just stubbed my toe a little. I'm fine.

Baymax: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Hiro: A zero? I'm-I'm okay, really. Thanks. You can shrink now.

Baymax: Does it hurt when I touch it?

[reaches down to touch Hiro's foot]

Hiro: No, no, no, that's okay. No touching.

[Hiro trips over a toolbox and falls backwards into the space between his bed and his dresser. He tries to squeeze out but realizes he's stuck]

Baymax: You have fallen.

Hiro: [annoyed] Ya think?

Hiro: [after flying on Baymax] I am never taking the bus again.

GoGo: [meeting Hiro] Welcome to the nerd lab.

Hiro: [chuckles nervously] Yeah.

[about Go Go's prototype bicycle]

Hiro: I've never seen electromagnetic suspension on a bike before.

GoGo: Zero resistance, faster bike.

[removes one of the wheels]

GoGo: But not fast enough.

[tosses the wheel into a bin]

GoGo: Yet.

GoGo: A lunatic in a mask... just tried to KILL us.

Fred: How cool is that?! I mean, it's scary, obviously, but how cool!

Tadashi: You better make this up to Aunt Cass before she eats everything in the cafe.

Hiro: [not really listening] For sure.

Tadashi: And I hope you learned your lesson, bonehead.

Hiro: Absolutely.

Tadashi: [pauses] You're going bot fighting, aren't you?

Hiro: There's a fight across town! If I book, I can still make it!

[He grabs his battle bot and starts to leave. Tadashi grabs him and turns him back around]

Tadashi: [exasperated] WHEN are you going to do something with that big brain of yours?

Hiro: What? Go to college like you so people can tell me stuff I already know?

Tadashi: [hurt by Hiro's words] Unbelievable.