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Aladdin and the King of Thieves Quotes (1996) |
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Aladdin and the King of Thieves Quotes (1996)
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Genie: Al, you're back! And your front! You're both here!
Genie: [as Mrs. Doubtfire] Listen to Genie, dear. Genie knows. You've got to get your mind off this incessant waiting.
Genie: [the wedding pavilion starts shaking] I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon.
Genie: [crying at the wedding] It's all so magical. I'm not gonna cry. I'm not.
[sobs loudly for several seconds, then loudly blows his nose into Carpet]
Genie: If you're Al's dad, and the King of Thieves, I just wanna know one thing.
Cassim: Yeah?
Genie: Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass?
Genie: [after elephants run over the Magic Carpet] Oh, they trampled the carpet! That's a little redundant. So this isn't a bad day for you really, is it?
Magic Oracle: I see all that has been, and all that will be.
Thief: [singing] Are you out or in?
Smaller Thief: [singing] Make your choice now / Sink or swim?
Cassim: You killed Sa'luk. The Code of the Forty Thieves is very clear on this point. You're in!
Genie: Oh, no. The crowd is parting. Who's coming? It's Moses!
Genie: [multiple Genies are pointing their guns at Cassim] Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves.
Genie: Oh look! There's Osiris. Oh, Osiris! Osiris, could we have a word with you?
Osiris: Squawks.
Cassim: [pressing Aladdin to the floor] You don't stand a chance against the King of Thieves!
Aladdin: [grunting] When I get up, I'll bow to you!
Genie: [seeing the wedding guests assembled for the wedding] They're here.
[turning into the White Rabbit from "Alice in Wonderland"]
Genie: Oh no-ho-ho-ho!
[runs up the aisle and out the door, singing]
Genie: I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date.
Genie: [singing] There's a party here in Agrabah / Guests are filling up the room / But there's something missing. Yes, uh huh!
Sultan: Where is the groom?
Genie: Uh-Oh. Uh-Oh. Definitely an oracle-tells the future. Uh-Oh.
Iago: You're a good guy, Cassim. But not too good.
[laughs]
Genie: Geronimo! Arapaho! Navajo! Pocahontas.
Genie: And your name is?
Thor: [with a lisp] I'm Thor.
Genie: You're Thor?
Thor: [with a lisp] Well it hurth.
Cassim: Now get off that thing before you break your neck.
RoboGenie: You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine Wedding.
[activates lasers]
RoboGenie: Prepare to be vaporized. Thank You!
[he fires his laser beams at Aladdin and the others, but they avoid them]
Genie: Armed and dangerous!
[to Aladdin]
Genie: I'd like to see one of those Forty Thieves get within an inch of your wedding.
Aladdin: [singing] There's a party here in Agrabah, and the party's all for me. / Just look, you guys, at where we are, and how our dreams have come to be.
Jasmine: [singing] There's a party here in Agrabah, and I can't believe it's true. / After all this waiting, here we are. We'll finally get to say, "I do".
Aladdin: I never ever had a real family.
Jasmine: I never ever had a real true friend.
Aladdin, Jasmine: Someone who could just understand me.
Aladdin: Well, we're here.
Jasmine: Together, forever.
Aladdin: Well, we're here.
Jasmine: Together, forever.
Magic Oracle: I am bound by the rule of one: one question, one answer.
Iago: I only want one answer! Where is the ultimate treasure?
Magic Oracle: You've already asked your question.
[Cassim has not showed up at the wedding]
Aladdin: Where is he?
[Genie changes into Pumbaa from the Lion King]
Genie: Hakuna Matata!
[Changes back]
Genie: Whoa. I was having an out of movie experience.
Iago: Allow me to introduce.
Cassim: [laughs]
Cassim: The King of Thieves.
[Genie shrieks, then calls on a walkie-talkie]
Genie: All units, we have a Code Red.
Genie: Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by Sand. It's everywhere, get used to it.
Aladdin: Well, they have no where to go. We got them trapped.
Iago: We? They are 40 thieves! We are you, a rug, a monkey and me. Wait, don't count me.
Iago: Meet your match, Zorro!
Cassim: Good birdie. Polly want a little?
Iago: Say "cracker" and I let you have it on principle!
[the Genie has Cassim surrounded; Aladdin tries to push his way through them]
Aladdin: Genie.
Genie: Back off, Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm.
Aladdin: Genie meet my dad.
Genie: [confused and defeated] Stand down men. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
[all other genies disappear leaving him alone]
Genie: Maybe you could elope. No, you can't elope. But, oh, honey dew!
Jasmine: [after knocking out one of the thieves] That was for ruining my wedding.
Genie: Oh, look, it's a Kodiak moment!
[a Kodiak bear appears and roars ominously]
Genie: Put that bear out of here.
Genie: [as Forrest Gump] Mama always said, "Magic is as magic does".
Magic Oracle: Have you chosen your question?
Aladdin: I have.
Magic Oracle: Then ask.
Aladdin: Where is my father?
Magic Oracle: [points off into the distance] Follow the trail of the Forty Thieves. Your father is trapped within their world.
Aladdin: Forty Thieves? Is he hurt? how long has he been their prisoner?
Magic Oracle: [vanishing] I'm sorry, I can only answer one question.
Genie: [as Bing Crosby] I'm sure Ali Baba and the boy are on the road to Agrabah right now. Isn't that right, Bob?
Genie: [as Bob Hope] That's right, Bing. How 'bout this town? Is it wild or what? It's like one giant sand trap, and me without my wedgie. Hey, let's give a big hand for Brooke Shields.
Genie: [Genie's pointing an elephant towards some thieves] Don't make me use the other end!
Genie: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Sultan: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Thieves: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Iago: [singing] Look at all these presents!
Jasmine: [singing] We're finally getting married!
Abu: [squeaking] You're finally getting married!
Aladdin: [singing] I'm finally getting married!
Merchant: [singing] So it goes, short and sweet / they were wed down the street / may their marriage be truly blessed / Happy end to the tale and tomorrow's a sale / So I'd better go home and rest / Here's a kiss and a hug / sure you don't need a rug? / I assure you, the price is right / Well, salaam, worthy friend / come back soon, that's the end / 'Til another Arabian Night!
Iago: Does this code have any rules that don't end in death?
Cassim: It's a strict code.
Iago: [with his tail stuck in the door] How bad is it?
Abu: [chatters and pulls Iago free]
Cassim: [after the stampede of elephants and thieves leave] I'll see you again, boy.
Aladdin: [after knocking Cassim to the floor] Could I see your invitation?
Razoul: Our princess is to wed.
Genie: [as a beggar] Oh, wonderful!
Iago: [after his tail gets stuck in the stone doorway in the cave; he is left with his tail bone; sarcastically] Oh, this is attractive!
Iago: [while the thieves pamper him; miserably] Oh, I love you guys.
Sa'luk: [after seeing that Cassim is not in prison with the other thieves] He's not in there! You didn't capture the King of Thieves?
Razoul: Because he was not at the hideout!
Sa'luk: He had to be there. Where else would he be?
Guard: [entering cautiously] Apologies, Captain Razoul.
Razoul: [with Sa'luk] What?
Guard: Well, the Sultan said he won't be able to sentence your prisoners until tomorrow.
Razoul: What's more important than sentencing my prisoners?
Guard: Why, the wedding. Jasmine and Aladdin are finally getting married.
Sa'luk: Aladdin! You didn't capture Aladdin with the others?
Razoul: Why would he be with the forty thieves?
Sa'luk: Because his father is The King of Thieves!
Magic Oracle: The Vanishing Isle will appear at dawn. I'll show you the way.
Sultan: [to Aladdin] Don't look so solemn, boy. This is a happy day.